God Bless
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart a Continue Reading ...
Women in the military
We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, “You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.” Continue Reading ...
Marine Corps
Marine Corps General Reinwaldwas interviewed on the radio the other day and you’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portio Continue Reading ...
Where does poo come from ?
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. “Where does poo come from?” she asks. The father, feeling a little anxious that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says: “Well you know we just ate br Continue Reading ...
Best Place to Stay
An airline captain was breaking in a new blond stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for t Continue Reading ...
Ever Wonder
Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin ? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice Continue Reading ...
Putting the Worm Back
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. “You’ll never get that worm back in his hole,” said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch. After Continue Reading ...
Healing Power of God
An elderly couple was watching a show where a preacher was talking about the healing powers of God. “To all of those who are ailed by some sickness, place your hand on the screen & I will heal you!” the preacher exclaimed. The old lady, who was having some stomach problems, placed he Continue Reading ...
Deep Thinking Husband
Woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wi Continue Reading ...
Brain Price
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. ‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ‘The only hope left for your Continue Reading ...