Do you have change for Dollar ?
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! Continue Reading ...
Three dead bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,” says the Coroner. Continue Reading ...
Show your license
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look Continue Reading ...
Cheese & Liver
At school one day a teacher asks her students to create a sentence with the words liver and cheese: *The White kid says: “My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good.” *The Black kid says: “My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn̵ Continue Reading ...
Room Service
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon” answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks. “Same time as before&# Continue Reading ...
Do you want Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is Continue Reading ...
Do you know me
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs.Jones, do you know me?” he responded, “Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve know you since yo Continue Reading ...
Died in Service
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed a young girl standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it. She had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the her, and Continue Reading ...
Stung by a Bee
A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain “Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” DOCTOR: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some cream on it.” MAN: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now Continue Reading ...
Diamond Necklace
A woman wakes up on Feb. 14th and tells her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines Day. What do you think it means??” “You’ll know tonight” he says. That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wife Continue Reading ...