Slow down or stop
A guy blows a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.
Cop says, “License and registration please.”
Guy says, “What for?”
Cop says, “You didn\’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
Guy says,”I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Drowning
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joi Continue Reading ...
Frog
TEACHER :Name an animal which lives both in water & on land STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’ TEACHER :Good, now name 4 other animals STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister and Frog’s brother Continue Reading ...
Wrong Way
As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car,” sai Continue Reading ...
Getting into heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the ic Continue Reading ...
Educated Man and Blonde
An educated man was on a flight, beside him was a blonde the blonde looks over and sees that the man was busy with two laptops and 3 mobile phones. so the blonde leans over and says “boy, you really must be smart with all those gadgets” the man answers “yes i am, i own one of the b Continue Reading ...
First Class
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the Continue Reading ...