Help! I’m so cold
Joe spent the evening tossing down a number of beers at the local bar. It was after 11 o’clock when he finally staggered out into the cold and rainy night in an attempt to find his way home. With the weather as bad as it was, he soon became lost, and found himself wandering through the town ceme Continue Reading ...
Kissed Wrongly
A drunk walks into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him hard. He immediately apologizes and explains, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why Continue Reading ...
Stole my Car
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the sam Continue Reading ...
Room Service
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. “It opens at noon” answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. “What time does the bar open?” he asks. “Same time as before&# Continue Reading ...