The Last Reindeer
A reindeer walked into a pub, strolled up to the bar and ordered a pint of lager. Completely unphased, the barman poured out the lager and passed it to the reindeer, who handed over a ten pound note. As he handed over the change of a few coins, the barman said “I have to say, you’re fi Continue Reading ...
Shopping Early
It was coming up to Christmas and the Judge was in a jolly frame of mind. “Now then, please tell me, what is the charge against you?” ” I was caught doing my Christmas shopping very early.” replied the man in the dock. “That doesn’t seem like an offence to me. W Continue Reading ...
Christams Funny Lines
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas! What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way! Continue Reading ...
Christmas Present
A few days before Christmas, two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparent’s house. When it was time to go to bed, and anxious to do the right thing, they both knelt down to say their prayers. Suddenly, the younger one began to do so in a very loud voice. “Dear Lord, pl Continue Reading ...
Christmas Hotel
Mrs Oppenheimer decided to get away from the often inclement weather of New York and spend Christmas in the deep South of the USA. Being unfamiliar with that part of the world she wandered into a ‘restricted’ hotel and said ‘Hi. I’m Mrs Oppenheimer and I’d like a room f Continue Reading ...