Worried patient: ‘Doctor, I’m very worried. I’m still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work every evening.’
Doctor: ‘Oh, that’s nothing to worry about. Just have a few drinks before your dinner – that will soon wake you up.’
Patient: ‘Thanks very much, doctor! But when I consulted you before, you told me to cut out drinking alcohol completely.’
Doctor: ‘Yes, so I did. But that was last week, old chap – and medical science has progressed enormously since then.’
A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming
in pain “Please
doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a
bee.”
DOCTOR: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some cream on it.”
MAN: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles
away by now.”
DOCTOR: “No you don’t understand! I’ll put some cream
on the place you were stung.”
MAN: “Oh! it happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree”
DOCTOR (in anger): “No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which
part of your body did that bee sting.”
MAN (still screaming in pain): “On my finger! The bee
stung me on my finger and it really hurts”
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
“Which one?”
MAN (innocently): “How am I to know? All bees look the
same to me.”