Funny Clean Jokes

Worried patient: ‘Doctor, I’m very worried. I’m still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work every evening.’

Doctor: ‘Oh, that’s nothing to worry about. Just have a few drinks before your dinner - that will soon wake you up.’

Patient: ‘Thanks very much, doctor! But when I consulted you before, you told me to cut out drinking alcohol completely.’

Doctor: ‘Yes, so I did. But that was last week, old chap - and medical science has progressed enormously since then.’

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A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming
in pain “Please
doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a
bee.”

DOCTOR: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some cream on it.”

MAN: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles
away by now.”

DOCTOR: “No you don’t understand! I’ll put some cream
on the place you were stung.”

MAN: “Oh! it happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree”

DOCTOR (in anger): “No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which
part of your body did that bee sting.”
MAN (still screaming in pain): “On my finger! The bee
stung me on my finger and it really hurts”

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
“Which one?”

MAN (innocently): “How am I to know? All bees look the
same to me.”

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