Dog Jokes, Puppies short dog humor

September 30, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
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AN UNUSUAL PET This guy was lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box b Continue Reading ...

Need a Car

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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ Continue Reading ...

Parrot Can Talk

September 17, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
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One day, a man went to an auction and bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The parrot was his, at las Continue Reading ...

What is God ?

June 23, 2009 by · 2 Comments
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Little Boy: Daddy, is God a boy or a girl?
Dad: He is both son.
Little Boy: Daddy, is God black or white?
Dad: God is both son. Read more

Widdel Wabbits

April 26, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want Continue Reading ...

Frog

June 22, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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TEACHER :Name an animal which lives both in water & on land STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’ TEACHER :Good, now name 4 other animals STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister and Frog’s brother Continue Reading ...

Baseball Game

May 13, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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An English teacher, troubled by the unwillingness of boys in her class to take any interest in composition, attempted to arouse them by asking for a description of a baseball game. It was a fortunate idea for most of the boys were eager to tell what they knew about the sport. Only one lanky fellow d Continue Reading ...

Cheese & Liver

May 4, 2008 by · 1 Comment
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At school one day a teacher asks her students to create a sentence with the words liver and cheese: *The White kid says: “My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good.” *The Black kid says: “My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn̵ Continue Reading ...

Wanted Criminal

April 28, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes,” said the p Continue Reading ...

White Hair

April 21, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white Continue Reading ...

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