Frog
TEACHER :Name an animal which lives both in water & on land
STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’
TEACHER :Good, now name 4 other animals
STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister and Frog’s brother
TEACHER :Name an animal which lives both in water & on land
STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’
TEACHER :Good, now name 4 other animals
STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister and Frog’s brother
An English teacher, troubled by the unwillingness of boys in her class to take any
interest in composition, attempted to arouse them by asking for a description
of a baseball game. It was a fortunate idea for most of the boys were eager to
tell what they knew about the sport.
Only one lanky fellow disappointed the teacher’s hopes. He chewed on his pencil for a few
moments before he scratched a few words and turned in his paper. On the paper he
wrote …”Rain. No Game”
At school one day a teacher asks her students to create a sentence with the words liver and cheese: *The White kid says: “My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good.” *The Black kid says: “My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn’t, so my daddy punched her in the liver.” *The Mexican kid says: “Some kids were trying to look under my sister’s dress and I told the cabrones, “Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!”
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.”
Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible. The little
girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.
“Where does poo come from?” she asks.
The father, feeling a little anxious that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says:
“Well you know we just ate breakfast?”
“Yes,” answers the girl.
“Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottom when we go to the toilet, and that is poo.”
The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks…
“And Tigger?”