Organic Vegetables
My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” “The produce guy looke Continue Reading ...
Harmful Food
A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous to some and none Continue Reading ...
Diamond Necklace
A woman wakes up on Feb. 14th and tells her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines Day. What do you think it means??” “You’ll know tonight” he says. That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wi Continue Reading ...
Olives
George walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, George started to leave. “S’cuse me”, said a customer, who was puzzled over what George had done, &# Continue Reading ...
Kiss on the cheek
A married couple was in a terrible accident where d man’s face was severely burned. The doctor said that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body as he was too skinny. so his wife decided to donate some of her own skin as her tissue was a perfect match. However the only skin on her bod Continue Reading ...
Deep Thinking Husband
Woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wi Continue Reading ...