The Soldier and the Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’ The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’ The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’ After the MP Continue Reading ...
Affluent Admirals
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they’re airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, ‘Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons.& Continue Reading ...
New Army Colonel
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, ‘Yes, General, I’ll be seeing him this af Continue Reading ...
Military lines
Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous. The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. A “good” landing is one from which y Continue Reading ...
Do you have change for Dollar ?
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! Continue Reading ...
Died in Service
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed a young girl standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it. She had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the her, and Continue Reading ...
Marine Corps
Marine Corps General Reinwaldwas interviewed on the radio the other day and you’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion Continue Reading ...