Dangerous Dog
A customer in a little country drugstore noticed a sign saying: “Danger! Beware of Dog!” But instead of a well-trained watchdog, all he saw was a harmless old hound dog sleeping on the floor next to the cash register. “Is that the dog people are supposed to beware of?” h Continue Reading ...
Facebook for Seniors
Click the image to enlarge. I wonder how the web would be going when we gorw old? will there be any Facebooks still around! Continue Reading ...
Wrong Way
As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car,” s Continue Reading ...
Do you know me
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs.Jones, do you know me?” he responded, “Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve know you since yo Continue Reading ...
Nice New Car
A man is taking his new car out for a spin on the town. While sitting patiently for a red light to change, an old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the car and says, “That is a nice car, son. Can I take a look inside?” “Sure” replies the owner. So Continue Reading ...
Putting the Worm Back
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. “You’ll never get that worm back in his hole,” said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch. After Continue Reading ...
Healing Power of God
An elderly couple was watching a show where a preacher was talking about the healing powers of God. “To all of those who are ailed by some sickness, place your hand on the screen & I will heal you!” the preacher exclaimed. The old lady, who was having some stomach problems, placed he Continue Reading ...
Under Speeding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices t Continue Reading ...