Recession Jokes
Recession Jokes The recession might be bad, but this won’t stop us from having some laughs Whats the difference between a wall street trader and a pigeon? A pigeon can still lay a deposit on a BMW. Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A: A large pizza Continue Reading ...
Drowning
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joi Continue Reading ...
Three dead bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,” says the Coroner. Continue Reading ...
Who Sank the Titanic
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.” The astoni Continue Reading ...
Ever Wonder
Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin ? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice Continue Reading ...
Two Sisters
Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her si Continue Reading ...
On Their Way To Heaven
Three Blonds On Their Way To Heaven On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blond were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45 Continue Reading ...
Are Computers Men or Women?
Are Computers Men or Women? A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. “House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculin Continue Reading ...