Christams Funny Lines

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

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