A woman wakes up on Feb. 14th and tells her husband,  “I just dreamed that
you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines Day.  What do you think it
means??”

“You’ll know tonight”  he says.
That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his
wife.
Delighted,  she opens it and finds..

. a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams”

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Categories : Marriage Jokes