http://www.funnycleanjokes.net Clean Jokes and Humor Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:23:34 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A guy blows a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, "License and registration please." Guy says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn\'t come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Guy says,"I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop says,"You still didn\'t come to a complete stop, license and ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/slow-down-or-stop/ One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/drowning/ TEACHER :Name an animal which lives both in water & on land STUDENT :Simple 'Frog' TEACHER :Good, now name 4 other animals STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother, Frog's father, Frog's sister and Frog's brother http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/frog/ As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/wrong-way/ Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/getting-into-heaven/ An educated man was on a flight, beside him was a blonde the blonde looks over and sees that the man was busy with two laptops and 3 mobile phones. so the blonde leans over and says "boy, you really must be smart with all those gadgets" the man answers "yes i am, ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/educated-man-and-blonde/ A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/first-class/ An English teacher, troubled by the unwillingness of boys in her class to take any interest in composition, attempted to arouse them by asking for a description of a baseball game. It was a fortunate idea for most of the boys were eager to tell what they knew about the sport. Only one lanky ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/baseball-game/ A drunk walks into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him hard. He immediately apologizes and explains, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/kissed-wrongly/ A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over ... http://www.funnycleanjokes.net/stole-my-car/