Nice New Car
A man is taking his new car out for a spin on the town. While sitting patiently for a red light to change, an old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the car and says, “That is a nice car, son. Can I take a look inside?”
“Sure” replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, alright!”
Just then the light changes. The guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. So he floors it and takes off. A few seconds later, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that’s quickly getting closer!
Whoooooooshhhhhhh kablaaaaammm!
It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The guy jumps out, and finds none other than the old man and his moped, and both are hurting for certain. The guy runs up to the dying old man and says, “You’re hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man replies, “Yeah, unhook my braces from your side-view mirror!
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