Good and Bad news Again!
A bloke’s wife went missing while holidaying on the Australian coast. He spent a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there was a knock at the door and he was confronted by a couple of pretty miserable policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sa Continue Reading ...
Stressed in Office
One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building” The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his offic Continue Reading ...
CAR Dents
A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really ha Continue Reading ...
Help! I’m so cold
Joe spent the evening tossing down a number of beers at the local bar. It was after 11 o’clock when he finally staggered out into the cold and rainy night in an attempt to find his way home. With the weather as bad as it was, he soon became lost, and found himself wandering through the town cemete Continue Reading ...
Bedroom curtains
Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said: ‘Paddy will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in the future.’ ‘Why?’ Paddy asked. ‘Because’ said Mick ‘all the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday’ Paddy s Continue Reading ...
Hearing Problems
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand 15 feet behind her and ask her a question, i Continue Reading ...
What is God ?
Little Boy: Daddy, is God a boy or a girl?
Dad: He is both son.
Little Boy: Daddy, is God black or white?
Dad: God is both son. Read more
Recession Jokes
Recession Jokes The recession might be bad, but this won’t stop us from having some laughs Whats the difference between a wall street trader and a pigeon? A pigeon can still lay a deposit on a BMW. Q: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A: A large pizza ca Continue Reading ...
Blonds in a Lift
so there’s 3 blondes in a lift, suddenly the lift comes to a halt and the lights go out. First they try and call for help by using their mobile phones… but no luck. The phone’s have no signal. After a couple of hours being stuck with no sign of help, 1 blond says to the others ‘I Continue Reading ...
Widdel Wabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want Continue Reading ...