Worried patient: ‘Doctor, I’m very worried. I’m still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work every evening.’
Doctor: ‘Oh, that’s nothing to worry about. Just have a few drinks before your dinner […]
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new
position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told […]
A 98 year old man and a 95 year old woman went to a lawyer to get a divorce.”How long have you been married?” he asked. “75 rough and rocky years,” they said. “Then, why […]
Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous.
The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.
When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one […]
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to […]
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR!
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
“First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while […]
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde […]
At school one day a teacher asks her students to create a sentence with the words liver and cheese: *The White kid says: “My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was […]
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy
asking what time the bar opens.
“It opens at noon” answers the clerk.
About an hour later he gets a call from […]