Harmful Food

May 13, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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A dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous to some and none Continue Reading ...

Suffering from Fatigue

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Worried patient: ‘Doctor, I’m very worried. I’m still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work every evening.’ Doctor: ‘Oh, that’s nothing to worry about. Just have a few drinks before your dinner – that will soon wake you up.’ Continue Reading ...