Organic Vegetables

October 5, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
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My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” “The produce guy looke Continue Reading ...

Stressed in Office

August 26, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, “John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building” The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his offic Continue Reading ...

Near Death Experience

January 14, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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THE MONITOR confirmed cardiac arrest as an elderly man suddenly lost consciousness. After about 20 seconds of resuscitation, he came to. Explaining to him that his heart had momentarily stopped, I asked if he remembered anything unusual during that time. “I saw a bright light,” he said, “and Continue Reading ...