Diamond Necklace
A woman wakes up on Feb. 14th and tells her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines Day. What do you think it means??” “You’ll know tonight” he says. That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wi Continue Reading ...
Diamond Bracelet
A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and Continue Reading ...