Hearing Problems
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand 15 feet behind her and ask her a question, Continue Reading ...
Near Death Experience
THE MONITOR confirmed cardiac arrest as an elderly man suddenly lost consciousness. After about 20 seconds of resuscitation, he came to. Explaining to him that his heart had momentarily stopped, I asked if he remembered anything unusual during that time. “I saw a bright light,” he said, “and Continue Reading ...
Suffering from Fatigue
Worried patient: ‘Doctor, I’m very worried. I’m still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work every evening.’ Doctor: ‘Oh, that’s nothing to worry about. Just have a few drinks before your dinner – that will soon wake you up.’ Continue Reading ...
Stung by a Bee
A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain “Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” DOCTOR: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some cream on it.” MAN: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now Continue Reading ...
Gas Problem
A cute blond goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted at least 10 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was Continue Reading ...