Funny Clean Jokes

Worried patient: ‘Doctor, I’m very worried. I’m still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work every evening.’

Doctor: ‘Oh, that’s nothing to worry about. Just have a few drinks before your dinner - that will soon wake you up.’

Patient: ‘Thanks very much, doctor! But when I consulted you before, you told me to cut out drinking alcohol completely.’

Doctor: ‘Yes, so I did. But that was last week, old chap - and medical science has progressed enormously since then.’

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A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming
in pain “Please
doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a
bee.”

DOCTOR: “Don’t worry; I’ll put some cream on it.”

MAN: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles
away by now.”

DOCTOR: “No you don’t understand! I’ll put some cream
on the place you were stung.”

MAN: “Oh! it happened in the garden where I was
sitting under a tree”

DOCTOR (in anger): “No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which
part of your body did that bee sting.”
MAN (still screaming in pain): “On my finger! The bee
stung me on my finger and it really hurts”

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
“Which one?”

MAN (innocently): “How am I to know? All bees look the
same to me.”

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A cute blond goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve farted at least 10 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”

The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady returns. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly”.
“Good,” the doctor said. “Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”

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