Funniest Insurance Claims

September 12, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
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Some of the Funniest Insurance Claims : • Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have. • I collided with a stationary car going the other way. • A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. • I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home Continue Reading ...

Wrong Way

June 22, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car,” s Continue Reading ...

Show your license

May 4, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look Continue Reading ...

Blond Car Accident

April 30, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over Continue Reading ...

School Teacher

April 21, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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In a traffic court of a large city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam Continue Reading ...

Safe Driving

April 21, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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A Mexican guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer. “Is there a problem officer?” “No problem at all , I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you $1,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you thi Continue Reading ...