Need a Push
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. ‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’ He slams the doo Continue Reading ...
Kissed Wrongly
A drunk walks into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walks over to her and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him hard. He immediately apologizes and explains, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why Continue Reading ...
Stole my Car
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator,” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the sam Continue Reading ...