Late at Work
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson’s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, Continue Reading ...
Educated Man and Blonde
An educated man was on a flight, beside him was a blonde the blonde looks over and sees that the man was busy with two laptops and 3 mobile phones. so the blonde leans over and says “boy, you really must be smart with all those gadgets” the man answers “yes i am, i own one of the Continue Reading ...
First Class
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in t Continue Reading ...
Affluent Admirals
Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight. After they’re airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, ‘Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons. Continue Reading ...