Educated Man and Blonde

maxy — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:49:39 +0000

An educated man was on a flight, beside him was a blonde
the blonde looks over and sees that the man was busy with two laptops and 3 mobile phones.
so the blonde leans over and says “boy, you really must be smart with all those gadgets”
the man answers “yes i am, i own one of the biggest company in the world”

so the man, feeling a bit superior challenges the blonde and says “lets play a game, i ask a question if you cant answer it ill give you $20 then you ask a question if i cant answer it ill give you $100″ the blonde agrees.

the man asked “what is the 3rd planet in our solar system?”
the blonde thinks hard for a couple of minutes and handes over $20
the says “ok its my turn, what do you call a rock with feathers, lives on top of mount everest and has five eyes”
the man pauses and thinks very hard, he logs on to the internet with his two laptops to find the answer, he then calls with his 3 mobile phones and ask’s his scientist’s for the answer then after 3 hours he hands over a crisp $100 bill and he asks the blonde “so whats the answer?” the blonde hands him $20

Baseball Game

maxy — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:22:38 +0000

An English teacher, troubled by the unwillingness of boys in her class to take any
interest in composition, attempted to arouse them by asking for a description
of a baseball game. It was a fortunate idea for most of the boys were eager to
tell what they knew about the sport.

Only one lanky fellow disappointed the teacher’s hopes. He chewed on his pencil for a few
moments before he scratched a few words and turned in his paper. On the paper he
wrote …”Rain. No Game”

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