God Bless

April 21, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Death Jokes 

One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart a Continue Reading ...

Putting the Worm Back

April 20, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
Filed under: Old Age Jokes 

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. “You’ll never get that worm back in his hole,” said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch. Afte Continue Reading ...