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Cheese & Liver

maxy — Sun, 04 May 2008 20:33:32 +0000

At school one day a teacher asks her students to create a sentence with the words liver and cheese: *The White kid says: “My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good.” *The Black kid says: “My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn’t, so my daddy punched her in the liver.” *The Mexican kid says: “Some kids were trying to look under my sister’s dress and I told the cabrones, “Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!”

White Hair

maxy — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:09:10 +0000

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Jonah was swallowed by a whale

maxy — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:06:50 +0000

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible. The little
girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.