Funniest Insurance Claims

September 12, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
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Some of the Funniest Insurance Claims : • Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have. • I collided with a stationary car going the other way. • A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. • I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home Continue Reading ...

The Insurance Money

January 14, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean when they got to talking. The lawyer mentioned, “I’m here because my house burned down and everything got destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” “That’s quite a coincidence,” rema Continue Reading ...

If you don’t have a lawyer

January 14, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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If you don’t have a lawyer, we have many of them Continue Reading ...

Getting into heaven

June 22, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the ic Continue Reading ...

Old age Divorce

May 13, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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A 98 year old man and a 95 year old woman went to a lawyer to get a divorce.”How long have you been married?” he asked. “75 rough and rocky years,” they said. “Then, why have you waited so long to file for divorce?” They replied, “We had to wait for the kids Continue Reading ...