Cheese & Liver
At school one day a teacher asks her students to create a sentence with the words liver and cheese: *The White kid says: “My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good.” *The Black kid says: “My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn’t, so my daddy punched her in the liver.” *The Mexican kid says: “Some kids were trying to look under my sister’s dress and I told the cabrones, “Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!”