Blonds in a Lift

May 17, 2009 by · Leave a Comment
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so there’s 3 blondes in a lift, suddenly the lift comes to a halt and the lights go out. First they try and call for help by using their mobile phones… but no luck. The phone’s have no signal. After a couple of hours being stuck with no sign of help, 1 blond says to the others ‘ Continue Reading ...

Wrong Way

June 22, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car,” s Continue Reading ...

Educated Man and Blonde

June 22, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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An educated man was on a flight, beside him was a blonde the blonde looks over and sees that the man was busy with two laptops and 3 mobile phones. so the blonde leans over and says “boy, you really must be smart with all those gadgets” the man answers “yes i am, i own one of the Continue Reading ...

New Army Colonel

May 13, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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Having just moved into his new office, a pompous new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, ‘Yes, General, I’ll be seeing him this afte Continue Reading ...