As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him,
“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!”
“It’s not just one car,” said Herman, “It’s hundreds of them!”
An educated man was on a flight, beside him was a blonde
the blonde looks over and sees that the man was busy with two laptops and 3 mobile phones.
so the blonde leans over and says “boy, you really must be smart with all those gadgets”
the man answers “yes i am, i own one of the biggest company in the world”
so the man, feeling a bit superior challenges the blonde and says “lets play a game, i ask a question if you cant answer it ill give you $20 then you ask a question if i cant answer it ill give you $100″ the blonde agrees.
the man asked “what is the 3rd planet in our solar system?”
the blonde thinks hard for a couple of minutes and handes over $20
the says “ok its my turn, what do you call a rock with feathers, lives on top of mount everest and has five eyes”
the man pauses and thinks very hard, he logs on to the internet with his two laptops to find the answer, he then calls with his 3 mobile phones and ask’s his scientist’s for the answer then after 3 hours he hands over a crisp $100 bill and he asks the blonde “so whats the answer?” the blonde hands him $20
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new
position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, ‘Yes, General, I’ll be seeing him this afternoon and I’ll
pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir.’ Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man,
he asked, ‘What do you want?’ ‘Nothing important, sir,’ the airman replied, ‘I’m just here to hook up your telephone.’