Three dead bodies

May 4, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,” says the Coroner. Continue Reading ...

On Their Way To Heaven

April 19, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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Three Blonds On Their Way To Heaven On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blond were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the Continue Reading ...