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Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.

When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.

A “good” landing is one from which you can walk away. A “great” landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction.

Helicopters can’t fly: they’re just so ugly the earth repels them.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make all of them yourself.

Do you have change for Dollar ?

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!