Military lines

May 13, 2008 by · Leave a Comment
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Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous. The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. A “good” landing is one from which Continue Reading ...

Do you have change for Dollar ?

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Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! Continue Reading ...