Frog
TEACHER :Name an animal which lives both in water & on land STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’ TEACHER :Good, now name 4 other animals STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister and Frog’s brother Continue Reading ...
Getting into heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the Continue Reading ...
Baseball Game
An English teacher, troubled by the unwillingness of boys in her class to take any interest in composition, attempted to arouse them by asking for a description of a baseball game. It was a fortunate idea for most of the boys were eager to tell what they knew about the sport. Only one lanky fellow Continue Reading ...
Jonah was swallowed by a whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated Continue Reading ...
School Teacher
In a traffic court of a large city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam Continue Reading ...