Frog
TEACHER :Name an animal which lives both in water & on land
STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’
TEACHER :Good, now name 4 other animals
STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister and Frog’s brother
TEACHER :Name an animal which lives both in water & on land
STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’
TEACHER :Good, now name 4 other animals
STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother, Frog’s father, Frog’s sister and Frog’s brother
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn’t REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: “How many people died on the ship?” Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, “about 1,500.” “That’s right! You may enter.”
St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. “Name them.”
An English teacher, troubled by the unwillingness of boys in her class to take any
interest in composition, attempted to arouse them by asking for a description
of a baseball game. It was a fortunate idea for most of the boys were eager to
tell what they knew about the sport.
Only one lanky fellow disappointed the teacher’s hopes. He chewed on his pencil for a few
moments before he scratched a few words and turned in his paper. On the paper he
wrote …”Rain. No Game”
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible. The little
girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
In a traffic court of a large city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge’s eye.
“You’re a schoolteacher, eh?” he said. “Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I’ve waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Sit down at that table and write ‘I went through a red light’ 500 times!”