Diamond Necklace
A woman wakes up on Feb. 14th and tells her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines Day. What do you think it means??” “You’ll know tonight” he says. That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wi Continue Reading ...
Brain Price
In the hospital, where their family member lay gravely ill, the relatives gathered in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. ‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ‘The only hope left for you Continue Reading ...
Diamond Bracelet
A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and Continue Reading ...
The Divorced Barbie Doll
The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson an Continue Reading ...
Are Computers Men or Women?
Are Computers Men or Women? A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. “House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculin Continue Reading ...